Last week, Roma Dash was found crammed in the wheel well of a Logan-LAX commercial plane. Luckily, we were there, and made a citizens’ arrest on the spot; she never did make it to Coachella, despite her incessant chanting of Lana Del Rey’s ‘West Coast,’ as we hauled her away. We decided to keep Dash on as our guest DJ, paying her in hugs, drugs and fringy fashion (just keeping up with those desert vibes she missed out on, sans Outkast). Stay tuned for her timely, tunely pickings, and be sure to follow her on Twitter: @RomaDash.